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Chef Salad

A mix of Iceberg and Leaf lettuce, Ham, Turkey, Egg, Cucumbers, Tomatoes, Red Onion, and Cheddar Cheese.

Small: $4.99 - Large: $6.99

Garden Salad

A mix of iceberg and leaf lettuce, cucumbers, tomatoes, black olives, red onions, and cheddar cheese. Your choice of dressing.

Small: $3.99 - Large: $5.99

Chicken Salad

A mixture of iceberg and leaf lettuce, grilled chicken, tomatoes, cucumbers, black olives, red onion, and cheddar cheese. Comes with choice of dressing.

Small: $4.99 - Large: $6.99

Dressings

Ranch Honey Mustard Honey French Thousand Island Blue Cheese Fat Free Ranch

Extra cups: 49 cents

Crust Types

Thin and Crispy

Thin, cracker thin. The kind of thin that kills fashion models self esteem.

Original

Not too thick, and not too thin. Goldey Locks own favorite recipe.

Deep Dish

Deep dish is our thickest crust. It's similar to a pan-style.

Stuffed Crust

An original crust pizza stuffed with your favorite selection of cheese. Comes in Mozzarella, American, or Pepperjack!

$2 more

Gluten Free

The gluten free crust is a 10 inch gluten free pizza prepared separately and cut with special utensils. While we take as much care as we can with our GF crusts, we cannot guarantee that cross-contamination won't occur since we mix ALL of our dough (except the GF crust) in-house.

$7.99

Specialty Pizzas

Jumbo - $17.99 // Large - $15.99 // Medium - $13.49 // Small - $7.99 // Mini - $4.49

Supreme

Pepperoni, Pork Sausage, Green Pepper, Onion, and Mushroom

Hawaiian

Sizzling Bacon, Canadian Bacon, topped with Pineapple

Double Decker

Choose two of your favorite toppings and we will load it up with an extra serving of cheese!

Triple Cheese

Mozzarella, Cheddar, and Parmesan all heaped on our cheese-lovers go-to pizza!

Cheeseburger

Have you ever wondered what a hamburger would taste like baked into the bread at 475 degrees? Wonder no more. This baby is loaded up with Onions, Hamburger, Pickle, and even Mustard.

Veggie

Remember when you were a kid and you were trying to feed your vegetables to your dog? Then you grew up and realized that some of them aren't that bad. Try out our Veggie, it's loaded up with Green Peppers, Onions, Mushroom, Tomatoes, Black Olives, and Mozzarella Cheese with Jalapenos available (for free) per your request.

Pepperoni Pounder

Ever sit at home and wish you could just eat a whole roll of Pepperoni? Now you can, and it even comes with some sauce! Our Pepperoni Pounder is pepperoni-perfect and smothered in cheese.

Bacon & Cheddar

Have you ever beat a bear into submission using just your fists but still felt incomplete? Well let that feel vacate you now because the Bacon and Cheddar is here to remedy that! Tons of bacon piled up with Cheddar and Mozzarella cheese, you'll feel complete in no time!

Six Meat Deluxe

A hearty dosage of meat. Italian Sausage, Pepperoni, Hamburger, Canadian Bacon, Pork Sausage, and of course what meat pizza is complete without Bacon?

Big 10

We've created a nifty pizza that sounds a lot better than saying "Oh yeah, I'll take one with everything you got on it". Easier on the ears too. This monster has Italian and Pork Sausage, Pepperoni, Hamburger, Canadian Bacon, Onions, Green Peppers, Mushrooms, Black Olives, and Bacon! Jalapenos are even available (for free) for those who feel that it should be a Big 11.

Fiesta

I can't ever remember if this is party or nap, but you'll probably want to do both after you finish this delicious pizza. We layer it with Spicy Beef that we bake tortilla chips into, which we then cover in a mountain of cheddar and mozzarella cheese. Then we pile up a to-go box with Lettuce, Tomato, Salsa, and Cheddar Cheese for you to add to it when you get home!

Macaroni & Cheese

Macaroni shells smothered in a creamy Monterey Jack cheese sauce with a blend of velveeta, provolone, and mozzarella cheese.

Signature Pizzas

Jumbo - $18.99 // Large - $16.99 // Medium - $14.49 // Small - $8.99 // Mini - $5.49 // Gluten Free - $10.49

Texas BBQ Beef

Here in Kansas, we know that our BBQ is the best. So we figured that we'd name this pizza after Texas so they'd at least have a consolation prize. Hickory Smoked Texas Beef Brisket that we douse in BBQ Sauce and top with Cheddar and Mozzarella. It really doesn't get much better than that.

Chicken Bacon Ranch

A big favorite. Creamy buttermilk Ranch, Chicken, Bacon, and Tomatoes covered in Mozzarella and Cheddar Cheese. It may just be the most popular Chicken since Waterloo.

Chicken Hot Wing Pizza

Chicken tossed in buffalo hot sauce with a ranch sauce on bottom and loaded up with mozzarella and cheddar cheese!

Chicken BBQ Pizza

Much like our excellent BBQ Beef pizza, the chicken is tossed in BBQ sauce and spread on a layer of mozzarella and cheddar cheese.

Chicken Alfredo

A creamy Italian Alfredo sauce base with chicken, bacon, and mozzarella with a sprinkle of cheddar on top!

Philly Cheesesteak

Cream cheese for the base, topped with savory steak, onions, green peppers, and provolone, American, and mozzarella cheeses. Mushrooms may be added for free.

Double Bacon Cheeseburger

Comes with American stuffed crust. Mustard and ketchup as the base, topped with onions, bacon, hamburger, and pickles, loaded up with mozzarella and American cheeses.

Sandwiches

Ham & Cheese

A Classic favorite! The Ham & Cheese has Italian dressing, and is topped with lettuce and tomato.

$5.29

Turkey

Another Simple Simons Classic. Sliced Turkey Breast with Italian dressing, lettuce and tomato!

$5.29

Submarine

It won't exactly tread water for you, but it goes down good! Pepperoni, Ham, and Mozzarella cheese topped with Italian dressing, lettuce and tomato.

$5.29

Simple Simons Club

Ham, Bacon, and Turkey. For those who just want a bit of everything. Covered in Mozzarella cheese, lettuce, Italian dressing, and tomato. This is a customer favorite!

$5.29

Meatball Sub

Savory meatballs on a toasted sub with garlic butter, provolone, mozzarella, and Parmesan cheese. Served with a cup of marinara on the side.

$6.29

Calzones & Stromboli

All Calzones (except where noted) come with the Alpine Sauce. We get asked a lot what Alpine is exactly. It's similar to an Italian Dressing that we bake inside the Calzone. All Calzones come with 2 sides of Marinara.

The Great Strombolli

Ham, Bacon, Onion, Green Pepper and Ranch covered in Mozzarella cheese. Baked to perfection and comes with a side or Ranch dressing.

$9.99

Supreme

Pepperoni, Pork Sausage, Green Pepper, Onion, Mushroom, Mozzarella Cheese all on top of our delicious Alpine sauce.

$11.99

Cheeseburger

Mustard, Hamburger, Onion, Pickles and a hefty helping of both Mozzarella and Cheddar cheese!

$11.99

Three Cheese

Loaded up with Mozzarella, Cheddar, and Parmesan, this is a fantastic Calzone!

$11.99

Mexican

Spicy Beef, Onion, Cheddar Cheese, Black Olives on top of a healthy dose of Pizza Sauce and Ranch Dressing. Jalapenos available upon request! (for free)

$11.99

Big 8

It's like our Big 10 pizza, but no Canadian Bacon or Hamburger! This thing comes with Pepperoni, Mushroom, Onion, Green Pepper, Black Olive, Pork Sausage, Bacon, Italian Sausage and Alpine sauce. Jalapenos upon request (for free).

Veggie

Remember when you were a kid and you were trying to feed your vegetables to your dog? Then you grew up and realized that some of them aren't that bad. Try out our Veggie, it's loaded up with Green Peppers, Onions, Mushroom, Tomatoes, Black Olives, and Mozzarella Cheese with Jalapenos available (for free) per your request.

$11.99

Six Meat

A hearty dosage of meat. Italian Sausage, Pepperoni, Hamburger, Canadian Bacon, Pork Sausage, and of course what meat pizza is complete without Bacon?

$11.99

Chicken Bacon Ranch

A big favorite. Creamy buttermilk Ranch, Chicken, Bacon, and Tomatoes covered in Mozzarella and Cheddar Cheese. It may just be the most popular Chicken since Waterloo. Comes with a side of either Marinara or Ranch, so be sure to tell the clerk which you would prefer!

$11.99

Hawaiian

Sizzling Bacon, Canadian Bacon, topped with Pineapple

$11.99

Drinks

2-Liter

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr Pepper, Mountain Dew, Root Beer, or Sierra Mist

$2.25

Large Fountain Drink

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr Pepper, Diet Dr Pepper, Ice Tea, Mountain Dew, Root Beer, and Sierra Mist.

$1.69

Medium Fountain Drink

Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr Pepper, Diet Dr Pepper, Ice Tea, Mountain Dew, Root Beer, and Sierra Mist.

$1.39

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Sides

Wings

Flavors

Hot (Original or Boneless), BBQ (Original or Boneless), Teriyaki (Original or Boneless), Honey Mustard (Original or Boneless), Cajun (Original Only)

(5) Chicken Wings

$3.99

(10) Chicken Wings

$7.49

(20) Chicken Wings

$13.99

Breadsticks

Garlic Cheese Sticks

Lathered with Garlic Butter, and topped with Mozzarella and Cheddar cheese, this will make a great addition to any meal!

Alpine Cheese Sticks

The very same dressing that goes in our Calzones comes on these bread sticks. On top of the alpine we load it up with Mozzarella Cheese.

Cinnamon Bread Sticks

Cinnamon butter, Cinnamon, and Icing. A great finish to any meal.

Jalapeno Bread sticks

Ranch dressing topped with Jalapenos, and both Mozzarella and Cheddar Cheese.

Alfredo Breadsticks

Alfredo sauce with mozzarella cheese!

Dessert Pizzas

Cream cheese available on dessert pizza upon request for .75 cents. Mini - $2.99 // Small - $5.49 // Regular $7.99

Cherry Dessert

Cherry filling with streusal, cream cheese (upon request) and Icing!

Apple

Our apple dessert pizza comes with apple filling, icing, streusal and cream cheese upon request.

Chocolate Chip Cookie Cake

We bake these things every morning. What could be better to finish (or start off) your meal than a gigantic chocolate chip cookie?

$7.99

Strawberry

Strawberry filling baked with streusal

Blueberry

Blueberry filling with streusal

Pasta

One size, comes with garlic cheese bread on the side. $6.99 - Spaghetti with meat sauce is $1 cheaper.

Chicken Alfredo

Chicken Fettuccine with our signature Alfredo sauce and a three cheese blend.

Veggie Alfredo

Green pepper, onion, black olive, mushroom, and tomato with a three cheese blend, in our signature Alfredo sauce.

Spaghetti & Meat Sauce

The traditional spaghetti with our own sauce. Made with real hamburger and mozzarella cheese.

Supreme Spaghetti

Green peppers, hamburger, mushrooms, onions, pepperoni, all in our delicious spaghetti sauce.

Meat Lasagna

Homemade marinara sauce over lasagna noodles with beef and ricotta and provolone cheese.

Veggie Lasagna

Homemade marinara sauce over lasagna noodles with onions, green peppers, black olives, and mushrooms with provolone and ricotta cheese.

Spaghetti & Meatballs

Homemade marinara over spaghetti noodles with meatballs.

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